The only thing I really hate about Portugal is the TAP airlines. What a hassle to board the flight! And no wonder the attendant was Brazilian. I hate him. Hope he loses all his hair and teeth. And his kids are born with three eyes and four legs. But of course they won't. He was gay! So if he ever wants to adopt he will chose children with two eyes and two legs. Argh. I hope he grows another eye and two more legs. And I'll never fly tap water airlines again.
