FUCKING SHIT- I don't have a fucking twitter.

I don't have a fucking twitter and I won't make one. All I have is this blog, my email, a telephone, a pen and few postal stamps.

There are fake "lovefoxxx" twitters and it's so fucking annoying. I can't wait until everyone gets sick of this fucking stupid shit.

ahhhhhhhhh.

I don't mind anyone having one... I just hate the fake ones.

Question: Why make a twitter and pretend you are someone you AREN'T?

Go pluck hair with a tweezer.........

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oh i miss america so fucking much

THANK YOU!

Bill totally saved me and Adri from being fat. I mean.. PHAT.

We love you Bill!

xoxoxo

youtube crush

I LOVE GIN

pickle surprise!

I LOVE SÃO PAULO

XOXO GOSSIP GIRL

ME TOO!

ME TOO!

TV CRUSHES #1

Welcome to my wonderful new column called "TV CRUSHES"!

Yesterday I downloaded the episode of "Restaurant Wars" from top chef season 1 just to watch Chef Harold Dieterle in action again.... which makes him my... TV Crush #1!!!!!!!!

I could be the pencil behind his ear anytime of the week! Just call me babe!

HHAHAHAHAHAHHHHA

Rob Patzz for 99p!

INSPIRATIONAL COLLAGE

THE DAY WE SAVED THE WORLD

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MYSTERY SOLVED.

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CSS ONE MORE TIME SAVES THE WORLD.

DONE!

VERY SPECIAL... SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE COOKING UP A VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU ALL.... IT'S GOING TO BE A SURPRISE...

L.O.L.A.

RESPECT! We are officially BEIGE.

WHY SO GOURGEOUS?

100% pure gourgeousness concentrate!

THE FUTURE HAS COME IN BRAZIL!

Look! This is SO Brazilian. The government has just decided to standardize the electricity plugs. Now, 2009. Yeah, it was about time, right? In Brazil we use both the American/Japanese plug and sort of the European plug, as seen here:




When we buy something with this plug here
we either break the third knob or we buy an adapter.
Instead of deciding between any of these popular plugs, they created this:



Now we have a plug to call our own and the electricity plug adapters will have to change. For us. Yay! I'm so proud of our new electricity plug!

DAY JOB

...Or you can call it a free-lance!

ANA R.E.P.R.E.Z.E.N.T.I.N.G.

ANA GETTING REAL

ROLLING WITH MY HOMIES

Found this polaroid of us in Paris watching the finale of Ru Paul's Drag Race few months ago...