NINJA TURTLE!

Oi POA!

Hoje a noite eu discoteco em Porto Alegre no BECO!
Quero ver todas bem bonitas hein?!!??!?!?!
Muah
http://www.beco203.com.br/views/index.php

MEACHUTA?! BELEM RULESSS

GENTE!

Adoray tocar hoje na festa de 2 anos do MEACHUTA!!!!

Todo mundo foi muito muito querido e adoray o que conheci de Belem... que foi o "Manjar das Garcas"? é esse o nome ou eu to loca?!

Adoray! Obrigada pelo amor. Vcs são todas Lyndas!

Mmmmuah

3 ANDAR

Foi muito bom voltar ao 3 Andar em Sorocaba pra discotecar!

Ro e Fê, obrigada pelo carinho e pelas coxinhas!

E a todo mundo que foi!

Adorei as conversas antes da discotecagem!

Um abraço pras bonytas!

Lulu

RHIANNA FAIL

wait, was that the moonwalk? I don't think so. Even I can do that!

HONEST SMILE

Is there a better way to kickstart the week than a honest beautiful smile?!?!?!

my new bff

kids...

Luiza posted dis on fecesbook, I just can't get enough

MUM! I WANT THE CLASS WITH DEJAN TUBIC

TOTALLY LOVE THE BOY WITH THE PINK TSHIRT.

yay!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. WATERS!!

OUTRAGEOUS!

RuPaul's Drag Race Party with JESSICA AND HUNTER! - watch more funny videos

HAHAHAHAHUAHHHHA

OUTTAKES from The Rachel Zoe Project "Recession Fashion Tips" - watch more funny videos

MUMMY I WANT MY SHAFREEFORAL!!!

MUMMY!!!!!

I want to play with my Shafreeforal!!!

The most beautiful doll in the world!!!

YAY!

CALLING OUT FOR PEOPLE WITH MAD DRAWING SKILLS

HEY YOU!

That can draw like crazzzy!

Can you help me out?!

I'm being very specific... I have this image on my head of a face (just the face, no body) that is:

A SKULL WRAPPED LIKE A MUMMY WITH THE EYES POPPING OUT

in the style of Jim Phillips...

I know it's a hard task but can you do it?! I kindareallywannatattoo it.

If you are up to help, write me on csshurtssuxxx at gmail dot com

Love,

Lovefoxxxxxxxxxx

SAO PAULO SHITHOLE OF THE WORLD

You know. A while ago we had 52 consecutive days of heavy rain here in Sao Paulo. Then we thought the nightmare was over. Today it rained again. This is what happens when it rains. This is what happened 52 days in a row.

These are not poor parts of the city. The first three are from Vila Madalena neighborhood. The other ones are downtown SP.  And when the rain is over (and of course we ran out of electricity), we still have to deal with the traffic. For most of the traffic lights don't work.

This is the crossing of Rebouças avenue with Faria Lima. YAY!
Ah, most of car insurances here in Brazil don't cover "natural disasters". Flooding is considered a natural disaster. Even when it's known they are caused by the garbage preventing the water draining to the sewer because the fucking gay mayor don't get the water drains cleaned. Cos he's too busy spending all the money advertising how good he is.
Argh.
8pm. The traffic is still a chaotic. I want to go home.

salsalito alalalito

I felt so rich.

LESBIANS WHO LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Thanks Charlotte.

:)

BRAZILIAN POLITICS

This guy was mayor of Sao Paulo for like 12 years. And during the dictatorship he was governor of the state of Sao Paulo. At that time built a viaduct that made it easier to him to get to his factory, what an entrepreneur. That viaduct happened to split downtown Sao Paulo, one side is rich, the other is poor. Along the viaduct, great apartment buildings turned into hell livings. The viaduct passes like 3 feet from the windows. It's that beautiful viaduct where we shot the video for Let's Make Love And Listen To Death From Above.

Oh. He is ALSO notorious for a smart quote on rape.
"If the guy has sexual needs, rape. But do not kill".
BURN IN HELL PAULO MALUF.
Now he is wanted by the Interpol for fraud and scams. His lawyers said that him featuring on the Interpol website was a huge offense to the Brazilian Congress! Oh, how offended we are. Fuck off. Get sick and die soon.