Monday, March 29, 2010

CALLING OUT FOR PEOPLE WITH MAD DRAWING SKILLS



HEY YOU!
That can draw like crazzzy!
Can you help me out?!
I'm being very specific... I have this image on my head of a face (just the face, no body) that is:
A SKULL WRAPPED LIKE A MUMMY WITH THE EYES POPPING OUT
in the style of Jim Phillips...
I know it's a hard task but can you do it?! I kindareallywannatattoo it.
If you are up to help, write me on csshurtssuxxx at gmail dot com
Love,
Lovefoxxxxxxxxxx

Thursday, March 25, 2010

SAO PAULO SHITHOLE OF THE WORLD

You know. A while ago we had 52 consecutive days of heavy rain here in Sao Paulo. Then we thought the nightmare was over. Today it rained again. This is what happens when it rains. This is what happened 52 days in a row.


These are not poor parts of the city. The first three are from Vila Madalena neighborhood. The other ones are downtown SP.  And when the rain is over (and of course we ran out of electricity), we still have to deal with the traffic. For most of the traffic lights don't work.


This is the crossing of Rebouças avenue with Faria Lima. YAY!
Ah, most of car insurances here in Brazil don't cover "natural disasters". Flooding is considered a natural disaster. Even when it's known they are caused by the garbage preventing the water draining to the sewer because the fucking gay mayor don't get the water drains cleaned. Cos he's too busy spending all the money advertising how good he is.
Argh.
8pm. The traffic is still a chaotic. I want to go home.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

salsalito alalalito



I felt so rich.

Friday, March 19, 2010

LESBIANS WHO LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER








Thanks Charlotte.

:)

BRAZILIAN POLITICS




This guy was mayor of Sao Paulo for like 12 years. And during the dictatorship he was governor of the state of Sao Paulo. At that time built a viaduct that made it easier to him to get to his factory, what an entrepreneur. That viaduct happened to split downtown Sao Paulo, one side is rich, the other is poor. Along the viaduct, great apartment buildings turned into hell livings. The viaduct passes like 3 feet from the windows. It's that beautiful viaduct where we shot the video for Let's Make Love And Listen To Death From Above.

Oh. He is ALSO notorious for a smart quote on rape.
"If the guy has sexual needs, rape. But do not kill".
BURN IN HELL PAULO MALUF.
Now he is wanted by the Interpol for fraud and scams. His lawyers said that him featuring on the Interpol website was a huge offense to the Brazilian Congress! Oh, how offended we are. Fuck off. Get sick and die soon.

CODY SSION AND PEACHES SITTING ON A TREE...

Cody is a STAR in every gay's sky! ...And Peaches is BADDASSS!!!
love it looooveee itsasdfja;sldfja;ldkfj

...

DEAR GLENN CLOSE... WHY???

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

UUUUU
touch me!

Monday, March 15, 2010

BIG FAIL



Ok, you can like your mini hats, casquettes, whatever you call them. But MINI CAPS? What the fuck. This is not even funny. It made me sick.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

wow

Friday, March 12, 2010

LOVE GAGA

OMG... Gaga totally made all my dreams come true on her new video!

Totally true romance when you dance
xoxo
!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

this new product is revolutionary!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010


"hi! we're related to ducks!"

Saturday, March 6, 2010

I am an art student, it's true!
And this is what they show in museums sometimes. Love this video artist Pipilotti Rist.
Specially love "Ever Is All" piece. She is so happy to be crashing car windows on the street with a flower. Vicious! Exhilarating!

Friday, March 5, 2010

*SIGH*

 

  

CAN I TAKE?

HAHAHAHHAHAH

Thursday, March 4, 2010

crying blood



Fuck. They got Jake Gyllenhaal. And this track will probably be the soundtrack of the following weeks. I feel so jealous. SO JEALOUS OF JAKE. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. AAAAAGRHGRHRGHRGHRGRHGRHRGHRGRHGRHGRHGRHGRHGRHGRHRGHRGHR.

TCHOO MANY TCHEEF... DJIS IS TCHETCHALIA!


LOOK WHO'S HERE.... IT'S TCHETCHALIA Y'ALL!!!!
TCHÃÃÃÃÃÃ!!!!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

CHOCOPANDISMOS

 
  




My favorite one is the blond one.

ENOUGH!!!




Hopefully our last day here!
We were chilling in the room then another strong shake....
I put my computer in the bag with passport and wallet and runaway...
Not even time to freshen-up!
Then luckly I met with Adriano on the emergency stairs!!!
Now we are here waiting in the park for Satan to go away!

Since this last shake I've been farting straight and didn't stop not even for a minute!
We want to go back home!!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

THE HOTTEST LESBIAN ON THE BLOCK!




I think it's very cool how everybody's is focusing on her music career rather than her sexuality... That's how things should be! You go GIRL!

WE LIVE TO EAT (AND DRINK)

We're so glad the gym at the hotel is amazing...

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

OMG! Audrina and Lidio Mateus are the same person!!! I know... I was as shocked as you!
Totally separated at birth!


PASTEL TRES LECHES

 
Pastel Tres Leches.  

We love this cake. It's even better than the Nega Maluca cake (the crazy black lady cake), which me and Lovefoxxx considered to be our favorite cake EVAH.



Bolo Nega Maluca


Sorry, Nega Maluca. FAIL.