GRACIAS BARCELONA!

MUCHAS GRACIAS Barcelona!

El concierto fue muy bueno! Cuando todos bailaram a Las Ketchup foi un sueno que se hay realizado!

Nosotros no samos Las Ketchups pero lo gostariamos. 

España... Te quiero!

El concierto fue mi cosa preferida del dia!

Gracias!

Las Ketchups.

Portugal!

I love Portugal. Aunt Candidinha, cod, coxinha, Lisboa, Porto! The Portuguese soap operas are so Brazilian and they play Brazilian soaps as well. Yesterday I watched Podia Cair O Mundo (the world could fall) followed by A Favorita (the favorite).
The only thing I really hate about Portugal is the TAP airlines. What a hassle to board the flight! And no wonder the attendant was Brazilian. I hate him. Hope he loses all his hair and teeth. And his kids are born with three eyes and four legs. But of course they won't. He was gay! So if he ever wants to adopt he will chose children with two eyes and two legs. Argh. I hope he grows another eye and two more legs. And I'll never fly tap water airlines again.

TRUE LOVE

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Wow. The Television today is providing me with loads of new obsessions.

Anoushka Shankar

Just saw her on the electric proms thing (btw, wtf is that) and I think I got a brand new obsession.

:...(

I love watching X-tra factor because Dannii Minogue always get emotional.

The End.

BREELTEEFOOL SONG REMIX

Hey. Just sent a bulletin on myspace about how boring it is to stay home. So clean and healthy. Wow. And I can't stand any more Judge Judy AND Dog Whisperer. I need to get me the Globo Channel so I can watch some NOVELA. Like this:



Meanwhile, check this out.
http://www.myspace.com/cssremixxx

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Dear Cesar, we are very fond of your work with the dogs. What happened to your teeth?

GAYS IN SPACE

JUST REMEMBER:

GAYS
IN
SPACE

meanwhile in Iceland

Hey. My lips are cracked like I been chain smoking menthol marlboros in a rave listening to hard techno like a train wreck without drinking any water for four days straight. Lip balm anyone?

this is from charlotte jones! the bristol show was crazy fun

NHOIMM?!?

TOIN NHOINNHOIMMMMMMMMMM!

I'M AFRAID...

1) there's no place in the bus so you have to hang out in your mums uterus...

I'm afraid...

1) you'll have to hang in the bus tonight...
2)we'll have to let you go...
3) this is not going to happen...
4) we can't live with your design...
5)the Iris thing is not open...
6)I'll be in NY till november...

G.L.A.M.U.R.O.S.S. D.R.E.S.S. F.O.R. L.E.S.S.

We love being Jet Setters and living the glamurus life. Just like now, here on Heathrow terminal 1 posting from our Black Berries.


The only thing we don't like is living on Jet Lag constantly. Wow. That's hard to keep it fresh, huh? At least we get to see these amazing shops.











We feel very special. Traveling around the worlds is glamurus.

ALOCA

have you noticed THIS?

I have

MORE COCO

FACT:

Do you know that "Coco" means "poop" in portuguese?

So that venue in london called Koko basically spells "p-o-o-p", "Shit" or as our favorite American writer Michael K would say... Butt Nugget. Yup.

SHITTTTTTTT

I SMELL LIKE BEER AND MY HAIR IS A DREADLOCK

AND THE TOUR BUS IS SOUR

HEY BLANE!
HEY BLAAAAAAANE!
what up, blane?
GOSSIP GIRL!
seattle was great. crossed fingers for LEANNE!
smack!
CSSPROJECTRUNAWAYTOUR

Wicca's so last week

Now we have a new subject.





CSS loves drags and trannies. Also we love old ladies that look like trannies. Of course we love the super rich ones but we must not forget the cheap ones. They're always fun to hang out with although sometimes they can be badly dodgy. But we're Brazilians and we're not scared of dodgy things.
Also, transvestites are one of Brazil's most successful export product. One of our tranny idols is Vanessão. If you're Brazilian you sure know her. She became really famous through Youtube and because of that one Brazilian right wing intellectual made a very deep analysis of the "transvestite phenomena" in the Brazilian culture on the Globo channel during the night news.




Basically the story is this: some random guy on a motorcycle stopped by Vanessão under a "tree sapling" (as she calls the place where she was hanging). He asked her if she was gay, she told him yes. He asked her if she got a big BEEP. She told him yes. He asked her how much she charged for oral sex, she told him 20 REAIS. But he didn't want her to perform oral sex in him, he wanted to perform oral sex in her. And he also wanted her to ejaculate in his mouth. So she decided to charge 40 reais. Job done under the "tree sapling", the guy gave her only 20 bucks. So she took off her doctor scholl's sandals and beat the hell out of the guy's motorcycle. Then the guy called the police and eventually a crappy tv show was there to register everything. She claimed that she could prove her story, that the guy still owed her twenty bucks. "Look in his wallet, see how many 10 reais notes he has!", she kept on saying. Well, I bet the policemen were so scared of keeping her for the night that after the tv went away they let her go.
She's dodgy. We like her.

WICCA OR ART?????????????????

WICCA OR TIRIRICA???????????????????

And Wicca Week Award goes to:

Baby Do Brasil

In the seventies she used to be a hippie, singing in the Novos Baianos band. She was then called Baby Consuelo. In the eighties, she was the ultimate new wave brazilian hooker and she adopted the Rá religion, as seen on this video from the song Barrados na Disneilandia (banned from disneyland)as seen performed on the first Rock In Rio:

SEND ME A RA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She had daughters with unbelievable names as Nana Shara, Riroca (that later changed her name to Sarah Sheeva) and Zabelê. On the nineties her daughters formed a band called SNZ. (She also had three sons named Pedro Rá Baby, Krishna Baby and Kriptus Rá!!!!!!!!!!)



In the nineties she changed her name to Baby Do Brasil (Baby from Brasil). Check this video of her singing Amazing Grace.



Lately she formed her own church which has 27 followers and she is the main preacher, like Tom Cruise from Scientology.
Baby, you're Wicca.

WICCA OR ...????????????????????

WICCA OR CHEWBACCA??????????????????????????

WICCA OR SHE-RA

WICCA OR WIG?????????????

ICCA

WICCA OR WONKA????????