Monday, February 28, 2011

being ugly must hurt sometimes...


Mr. Galiano must be short of mirrors at his house. And now that he is unemployed it is less likely that he goes shopping for some.
Check out this video. Sir, I understand you're getting old and it feels lonely and stuff. But you should think twice before calling someone ugly.  Dude, you look like Zezé Macedo aka Biscoito...



RULIN'

Natalie,
You looked so beautiful, kind and glowing at the oscars yesterday.
I was happy you won....
but for me...  THIS is your best performance to date


Love u GURL!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

HEY NEW ZEALAND!



Just logged in as the blog admin to check the blog traffic and found out we got 3 New Zealanders checking our super official website right now... I wonder who could that be.
Tamati, is that you? Is it??? Tamati!



Since we're still gaying this blog up today, check out Tamati in motion for curious.org.nz, the place for young people in Aotearoa New Zealand to meet and talk about sexuality and gender identity.




Damn, Tamati.

OMG

CAROLINA JUST MADE HER FIRST POST!
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL MOMENT!



LET'S CELEBRATE! SING WITH US!


EMPTY HEAD = THE DEVILS WORKSHOP (XTENDED VERSION)

video
of course you are not a crazy cat person luiza!

Cats

I have two cats.
They happen to be the prettiest cats ever.
It's true. It's not because I'm a crazy cat person.



Our own private Tina Turner

Adriano and Lovefoxxx always complain that I never post here.
So, I figured I should post something in honour of our greatest divas.

You probably heard about Gal Costa and Maria Bethania, and you might know Rita Lee from Os Mutantes and Baby Consuelo from Novos Baianos, but you probably don't know that we have our own Tina Turner.

Her name is Tina Pepper, and she is currently retired. This is her hit song:



Another Brazilian Diva is Katia Cega, or Katia the Blind. She was a big hit in 1987. Her godfather is our own Frank Sinatra. His name is Roberto Carlos.





Finally, the last Brazilian diva I wanna share with you is Neuzinha Brizola. She is the daughter of a famous deceased Brazilian politician. Her hit song, Mintchura, have been an amazing inspiration. The lyrics are both classic and classy. It's about when you're invited to a party, and then you go to a sketchy place and realize the party is not true.
The poetry of the begining of the song is something you can only compare with the great Lyricists: "Cheguei no baixo-gavea solteirinha e assanhada da silva/Depois do sexto chopp pinta um broto me chamando a atenção"
Unfortunately I cannot translate this, because, like Finnegans Wake, it's too hard, but trust me. It's amazing.
Below is the video. She already sung on the Telephone 20 years before Lady Gaga.
Unfortunately, due to her drug abuse, Neuzinha is no longer on the show bizz.


OUR OWN PRIVATE HARVEY MILK


YOU GO JEAN WILLYS! FIGHT THOSE STUPID IGNORANT EVANGELICAL POLITICIANS THAT WANT TO TURN BRAZIL INTO A GIANT JESUS CAMP. STAY STRONG YOU MIGHTY GAY! DON'T LET THOSE SCUMBAGS TRICK YOU.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Friday, February 25, 2011

just a quick one before bed...

PORTUNHOL RULES

ESTOY CANSADA DE ESPERAR
VOY SALIR CORRIENDO POR AHI
LOCA LOCA VOY ME A GRITAR
DESNUDA POR LA CALLE A SONRIR
HAY PASSADO MUCHO TIEMPO
EL CABALLO ALADO NO LLEGO
ME ESTOY DESESPERANDO
HISTERICA SUBIENDO LAS PAREDES
AY QUE HORROR...




You know, Brazil is a huge country in South America surrounded by Spanish speaking countries.  In case you don't know, we speak Portuguese. It feels SO DAMN LONELY. 


:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

So we wrote a song in Spanish to celebrate our neighbors hermanitos and hermanitas. We're mixing it today.
I love the way Lovefoxxx speaks Spanish. The spectrum of her accent is so broad that goes from the Argentinian Pampas crossing the Amazon River, going up the Central America through the Mayan Ruins all the way to the Texan boarder. Exquisitely enough, I can even hear some Catalan flavor in it. PROIBIDIS FUMARIS TABACS. CRACKS TAMBENS.



xx

 

HEADS UP! HEADS UP!

DO YOU BITCHES KNOW WHAT DAY IS TODAY???????????
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA??????????????????????????????????
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IT'S LOVEFOXXX'S BDAY! 


ALL THE BEST TO OUR BELOVED LOVEFOXXX
THIS IS LOVEFOXXX'S FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME! LET'S SING ALONG!
IT'S A SONG ABOUT SWEET CORN.



THIS ANOTHER LOVEFOXXX'S FAVORITE SONG AS WELL. THIS SONG SAYS THAT EVERYDAY IS "NATIVE BRAZILIAN" DAY. 



SPEAKING OF NATIVE BRAZILIAN INDIGENOUS PEOPLE, LOOK WHO'S DROPPED BY TO WISH HAPPINESS TO OUR FRIEND!



HAPPY BDAY GURL! WE LOVE U TO BITS!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

FUCK THIS SHIT IS FUNNYYYYYYYYYYY


Gilly versus Glee - SNL 36x03 from Pibbplusredvines on Vimeo.


Carol just showed me this and we're so spoiling the mix laughing out loud. Rodrigo is not happy at all...
:(


SORRY...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

I BROUGHT YOU A FLOWER




BUT I ATE IT....

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

MOTHERHOOD

I heard people talking about it and never thought I'd feel it...
It has finally arrived for me...
When I saw this picture I felt a whole purpose in life... Instinct hitting me. I felt that I need to be a full woman. A proper adult. REPREZENT. Put my shit together... Unconditional love.
I'm ready to be a mother for you and only you.
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Wide eyes, changing fur..... Endless love
(thanks sis' for sending me this)




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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I've studied piano for a long time. A really long time. I started at the age of 7 and studied with a teacher in a conservatory till my early 20's. Not that I can actually play something that I can make myself proud of, I studied classic piano, spent hours and hours doing technical exercises like Czerny and Hannon. My teacher was sort of a mythical creature, 100 years old, like a Harpy you would sympathize coz she resembled you of your grandmother. She held this plastic ruler and every time i made a mistake she would kindly snap the faulty finger with it. She would never mistake the finger! Sometimes I was playing some really fast shit like Chopin's Fantasie Impromptu Op66 in C#m and she scared the hack out of me, she always hit the right finger. I was so sure she was not from this world, she was some robot equiped with super vision. Also I never understood how could one play that shit by heart without making one single mistake.
It simply wasn't for me. I didn't really want to play that, I didn't want to play that kind of music.
I wanted to play like Mike Garson.



 Instead of playing the Well Tempered Clavier I wanted to play the solo of Alladin Sane. I even showed it to my teacher. I thought she was going to have a seizure. "Oh my god. I would never let this person lay his filthy hands on my piano!" was what she said. And I secretly stopped trying to pretend I was enjoying my piano lessons. And I finally stopped them. And bought me a guitar and locked myself in my bedroom playing along to Daydream Nation till the neighbors called the police. But that's another story.
This post is about piano and my big pianist hero of all time. And I couldn't be happier to be mixing a track of our new album that features his magic piano.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

OMG

WE'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUTLAW MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH RIP SHIT PROVOLONE

"Mmmmm! BRAIN FLAVOR!"

Matt and Adriano

LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE THING ABOUT ADRIANO... He must have 9 suitcases at his house. If he has less than 9 it's because he gave away some. Every tour is the same thing, he travels with a smaller suitcase to be practical but at the end he always has to buy a new one to fit the stuff he bought during the trip. This time, during the Big Day Out, we were approaching the end of the tour and he was still with the same suitcase. I was mesmerized... but then GOD wanted him to keep up with his tradition and made Quantas break his case. Quantas got him to fix it but it didn't happen and then... yes! It happened again. He got a new suitcase. 

Maybe all of this happened on this last trip so that Suitcase #10 could meet it's soulmate... Matt's suitcase.
-x-
I recently heard Matt and Kim's new album and I loved it! It's not THAT new... but it's pretty new for me. I really love the new version of "Silver Tiles". I played in Kyoto at the GanBan party and I think it was the most glorious moment... 



Changing the theme of the post...

I got these "ZOMBIE MINTS". I'd buy pretty much anything that has a good picture of a brain on it and also because it says "Mmmm! Brain Flavor!". I opened this morning and it smelled really skanky. Kinda like Cheetos... but mixed with pee, ketchup and powdered soy sauce (is there such thing?)? So of course I had to eat it. It tastes really bad... I had to spit it out. I will try to like it. If I was the maker of this I'd make it taste like blood.

The End

Heimlich Manouver, Heimlich Manouver!




Fuck me. The water cracker I was eating went down the wrong hole. I had to do a handstand and vomit it through my trachea.


Stupid Earthquakes...

I feel awful for the terrible earthquake in Christchurch.
I hate earthquakes.

the end.

Monday, February 21, 2011

NEUZEZELAND

Carol, me and Jeff in auckland

Pings took this photo

more to come

love,

Sunday, February 20, 2011

"KEYWORDS"



barelylegal, gangbang, oldyoung, highschoolgangbang, dp, vdp, lolita, punk, riding, bukake, public, park

To Roberta, with love.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Luluca showed us this, aparently it's sort of VERY old, 2 months old...

BRITNEY SCARED THE HELL OUT OF US TODAY








Britney, bitch! What happened to your pretty mouth girl? Were you so sad they had to paint a smile over your face?
LOL

Friday, February 11, 2011

Una mensage para Chile

Chile!
Nosotros del CSS estamos enviando toda nuestra energia positiva y buenos pensamientos para ustedes.
CSS AMA CHILE. Todo va se quedar bien.

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